i suck!!

hey...since everyones writing 8 things about their hobbies,interests,life etc... y not i write about things which i totally suck!!

1. my handwriting is so bad that understanding what i write is a task not less than reading the lines on the ring...in lord of the ring --- so i suck
2. i keep forgetting many things...even the places near my house and keep getting lost often( i lived there for 15 yrs) -----i suck
3. i generally come first from last in my class--- sucks
4. i keep growing my hair long even though i know it looks bad on me!!( im a metalhead remember)---sucks
5. i am cleanliness conscious... still my room is very unclean( finding something in my room like keys takes at least 10 min)--- sucks
6. i try my best but i still remain slim----really suck
7. aha.. the big one..... im 21 and im still a virgin!!---- totally suck
8. my life totally sucks but i still hope it will be better and im writing about the things that i suck??------ really really sucks!!

bell the cat!!

its been some time that i updated my blog.... and with one coment that i got(thanq),,i was deeply motivated to write more...

since nothing new happens to my life often i wanna tell about how i wrote cat!!
its somethin like " how to screw up CAT "...
my brother told me long back to prepare for cat becoz of the obvious reasons of doing mba at a premier bschool..
so like everyone else i joined at a good institute which bosts of maximum ppl gettin selected..
i was in the super long term batch(phew!!) and my class had few good lookin girls so i went there for almost a decade...
i tried my best to talk to them but failed miserably...no it wasnt my fault...becoz i tried..
i sat twice beside a girl(resisting stares from a lotta guys) and asked her name and which colege shes from...she told me...good..but she dint ask me the same..
now what can i do with these kinda females...i had to show some attitude...so i never spoke again...most of my similar efforts were not very fruitful...i decided girls are dumb and dint try again!!
okay getting back to CAT ..i was always confident that i would get through very easily and never bothered to prepare anything nor open the books atleast...
CAT consists of 3 sections--quant(math),d.i(data interpretation)and verbal...you gotta get decent score in all three to get into a good college...
all i did was read a lot of novels and other magazines(not playboy-ppl dont READ playboy)...
when the d day arrived...i started with verbal and becouse of my habit of reading useless stuff...i answered some questions...( great!!)
then getting on to the next 2 sections...i dint understand anythin...so i put some options which looked the best to me..(mostly b's)
over!@! i gave a party to a couple of my friends( coz i WROTE CAT!!)
came home and checked the key...
i scored 20 in verbal...
negative marks in quant and d.i(what the f@@k!!)
i was deeply disappointed for a day...hmmm maybe half day...but finally came to a conclusion that i dint prepare well..otherwise it would have been very easy for me!!
so thers always next time...(donno which next time)
i would suggest those who wanna crack cat not to follow what i did coz you know you may not be so easily recovered from the fact that u dint get through ( i left my shame when the nurse saw me naked...when i was born)...
this is a true story of a true student who truly believes that he will study in iim-A...

lost!!

it was Saturday.having spent most of my day playing mortal combat and finally loosing at the 16th level, i switched off my computer. already my eyes were dry as all the water from it drained by the glowing screen.
i wore my favorite torn jeans and a tee and ventured into the bright street.it was unnaturally natural because i remained in my room for two days with the same shorts and the only source of fresh air was when the maid opened the door to clean.i thought to watch a movie from a cd from the local cd shop.
so i walked slowly to the parking and looked at my bike.it was quite dusty.i searched for a cloth but couldn't find one and i was proud that i thought of cleaning.surprisingly it started at the first kick and i was driving till the end of my lane when i saw a girl on a scooty going in the opposite direction.i went a little ahead and stopped.
now it was unusual to see a good looking girl in my area whom i don't know...and secondly... she seemed to smile at me.i dunno whether she smiled...smiled at me or smiled generally.so i got to find out the truth.
i turned and followed her.it was not my normal speed but tried to go slow and also maintain some distance from her.she turned right,so did i.then another one.i was a bit exited because she looked cute even from far,her hair flying with the wind.bu t also nervous as i don't know this place much.
then after many turns and by lanes i was still behind her.suddenly i saw an ice cream parlor. i thought " i dint know there was an ice cream parlor here.it looks good.should try once".
the i saw straight.
panic!! she was missing.i increased my speed and came to a place where there is are right and left turns.i analyzed that she took more right turns than left.so i took right and went a little ahead.no trace of her...more panic.i came back and took left but no sign of her.
i officially realized i had lost her and should go home. i cant remember the way back nor can i recognize this place. the place was silent and there is no traffic to blindly follow to the main road.
now no panic.....only fear.i did what i had to , ask someone.
i saw a guy wearing formal dress with a file in his hand.i asked him about my place.he said "i don't know,i just know the number of my bus".so i went ahead to ask anyone who really knows the place and spotted an auto driver . when asked he said" go straight and turn left,then go straight. you will see a cafe named 'blue ribbon' ".
i said" ok so where from there?".
he answered " ask anyone there".
i did as he had advised and saw few people discussing something and got disturbed by me. still they gave me directions to the main road which had 2 lefts,one right and a u-turn.the path went through a slum avoiding people sleeping on the road and children running behind. finally i reached it but was shocked to see it was 5 km from my home.
i came almost home when my bike finished the petrol. i walked along with the bike half a km and reached my home exhausted.
somebody called from back, i turned.shit its the same girl.i looked shocked.she asked " hi, im new to this place, do you know if there is an cyber cafe around here".
i gave her the directions and asked about her.in 5 min we were talking about our college and stuff.then she asked me what i did from morning. i told her " just roaming the place you kno,, for fun".