Yawn.... what d fuk!!

Imagine you woke up from your sleep and find yourself in a planet where there are only females. No im not talkin about the Axe world of hot babes running towards you. There are many many females from young to old mostly maids and domestic workers who occasionally scorn at you as if you are an alien.

You will be scared, saying 'Yawn...What d fuk!!'
Then you try to get outta there, which wont work obviously. Then you .. somehow.. live there..

I was there... I somehow landed up between hundreds of maids and domestic workers who have gathered for their rights. I always had dreams about surrounded by wild dogs, tigers/lions, and maybe bullies. But not ugly smelly women. I should have.., i was not ready for this...

But as nature has always been.. u adapt.. even if you have to stop breathing... for a while.. and relax and get into the revolution of women, even if that means you have to wear safe Delhi badge on ur chest and carry bookmarks to give women rights and yes.. finally.. being the only man to read 'stop sexual harassment' exclusively for young women.

stuck in timelessness!!

you know there will be a point of time in your life... where time seems to stop. you haven't planned for it.   it just comes out of nowhere like a dark cloud and takes you into sleepless dreams.

at first you seem enjoy it.   like a pleasant anesthesia you feel relaxed after quarter of a lifetime of worldly commitments. then,, you feel everything around you is moving so quick like you are the only person waiting for moving train. you try to wake and catch up with it but then you realize another thing. you are addicted to it... whether you like it or not you cant seem to get out of it...

every day you get up and think what is there to do on that day? there is no answer..

days and nights seem to interchange and you lost track of dates... food and the reason to consume it seems tasteless...

people around keep fading like dim lights who eventually vanish... leaving you in complete darkness... counting in the stars for any kind of support and company... 

it also keeps you away from any desire and the effort to achieve them...

it has been many years since i ventured into this captivating territory. living in a trance has got its own pleasures... there is no one to worry and no reason to feel sad about...

no reason to run nor to fight or prove something...  i have no wish and no reason...

do i wish to change anything around me? No

what do i feel like? i feel like Heaven!!

silly quizzes and silly ppl...

These are some of the stupid q's that you see in many silly websites...
lets see how different ppl answer to it..

cool ' teen' girl
1) What's your favorite color?
Pink... duh
2) Do you have long hair?
Yes ... i think
3) Do you like pets?... and y?
Yes.. ther so cute
4) Are you popular among the opposite sex?
How do you think i buy all my stuff...
5) Do you have a crush on somebody famous?
Hmmm.... hritic rosan
6) Who are more important to you, boys or books?
Books...lol (jockey tryout magazines)
7) What would your ideal evening be?
Candle light dinner... with live camera
8) In school you were more into..
Gossip... still going strong..
9) Your favorite pets?
My barbie... its a pet right?

' Satanic' guy
1) What's your favorite color?
Black
2) Do you have long hair?
Yes... very long
3) Do you like pets?
No.. i hate them
4) Are you popular among the opposite sex?
Must be.... (evil grin)
5) Do you have a crush on somebody famous?
Yeah... i like to crush the famous
6) Who are more important to you, girls or books?
Books
7) What would your ideal evening be?
Vandalizing a building
8) In school you were more into..
Forbidden arts
9) Your favorite pets?
Bats

'Ms' guy

1) What's your favorite color?
Pink
2) Do you have long hair?
I wish
3) Do you like pets?
Yes... they r useful when im lonely
4) Are you popular among the opposite sex?
No.. but i am in mine
5) Do you have a crush on somebody famous?
uhhh.... yea... johnn abbraham
6) Who are more important to you, girls or books?
Guys
7) What would your ideal evening be?
Romantic evening with Mr perfect
8) In school you were more into..
Fashion
9) Your favorite pets?
My horse

' my ' rock show

gone are the days when people used to watch movies, serials and other shows on t.v and just one hr news everyday
with so many 24 hr round the clock news channels in every language... the normal sight of a happy family watching t.v has changed to a nail biting tensed family waiting for a flash news to appear any time...
even in my home the news channel became the only channel... so i watched it for sometime yesterday ,, and found some very interesting things
.... new findings of old tapes of osama scratchin his beard
.... naked female running on mars ( with pics...ummm)
.... a guy hitting his wife in crime news
..... and complete coverage of a couple making out in a cyber cafe in my colony

now with such interesting 'news' ... even i started watchin it everyday...

anyway since none of these channels covered the thing i did ( no... not another mms) ... im writing about it myself...
there had been a fest in my college which of course is boring...as every year but what caught my attention was they said there is a competition of rock bands...
since i know no gud bands participate in such a boring fest... i thought i might give it a try...
ive been going to rock shows for quite some time now and have been dreaming of me on the stage and rocking everyone but never imagined i would get a chance to perform...so began my quest to find talented ppl from my college who can play something( since i dont hav any talent in particular)...
so i found some like minded ppl( booze and fag binding us)... and practiced for a couple of days and managed 3 songs(we were'nt sure till the last 5 min)...
the crowd mainly was staff and few volunteers.... and i imagined i would get freaked out on stage...
but... nothing of that sort happened.... we were playing rock music to odd crowd... but it is my 'first' gig... so i actually felt good the moment i went on stage...and once i started singing i felt really comfortable... and started enjoying myself.... its truly a great experience...
we won the first prize anyway..... and the whole thing right from practice sessions were too gud to remember,,,,

but the weird thing that happened is that.... a normal rock fan getting a chance to perform is a dream come true... and there should be nothin more i could ask for...
but i dont know y i am not content... i feel i want to do more shows and more chances....
maybe thats how life is..." greedy"... but i guess thats the way it is...

anway,,,, for metal fans... the songs i gave vocals for
come as you are - nirvana
rape me - nirvana ( we confused the college crowd by singing hate me and rape me together)

resolution and pet??

okay! it was a hectic week...i wont deny it. i was really busy figuring out what to do and i was kinda stressed out( doing nothin)... so i decided to take a break.
since the new year is around the corner a friend of mine advised that y don't we stop some of our bad habits ( includes many things)
i thought it was a good idea.. but to stop it then i had to really stop it!!
but then to really stop it,, i had to really do it...
so im planning to spend this week exploiting my bad habits so much and finally stop it ( after 31st night of course) and call it a new year resolution!!
i never made any new year resolutions before fearing that i may not keep them...
but this time im damm serious( meaning: strong like a dam)

im thinkin of havin a pet dog... overcome my doggyphobia.. i think the only way of me getting out of the fear....that is live with it!!
actually i came to this daring decision based on the incident the night before...
i was going on my late night strolls and this dog came beside me... it looked me with a penetrating stare( the way villan sees the heroine)... i was about to run away and took a step forward.. but i saw that the dog ran away from me!!
i was shocked...i couldn't believe that i actually scared that thing...
with this confidence in my heart i took the decision of petting an animal!!
i donno if i can really buy one but i decided upon 4 names!!
scooby doo( i always believe that dogs named scooby will talk to us and eat scooby snacks),,
chiru...,,
ram reddy( my fav villan),,
bitch( if its a gal....)

i suck!!

hey...since everyones writing 8 things about their hobbies,interests,life etc... y not i write about things which i totally suck!!

1. my handwriting is so bad that understanding what i write is a task not less than reading the lines on the ring...in lord of the ring --- so i suck
2. i keep forgetting many things...even the places near my house and keep getting lost often( i lived there for 15 yrs) -----i suck
3. i generally come first from last in my class--- sucks
4. i keep growing my hair long even though i know it looks bad on me!!( im a metalhead remember)---sucks
5. i am cleanliness conscious... still my room is very unclean( finding something in my room like keys takes at least 10 min)--- sucks
6. i try my best but i still remain slim----really suck
7. aha.. the big one..... im 21 and im still a virgin!!---- totally suck
8. my life totally sucks but i still hope it will be better and im writing about the things that i suck??------ really really sucks!!

bell the cat!!

its been some time that i updated my blog.... and with one coment that i got(thanq),,i was deeply motivated to write more...

since nothing new happens to my life often i wanna tell about how i wrote cat!!
its somethin like " how to screw up CAT "...
my brother told me long back to prepare for cat becoz of the obvious reasons of doing mba at a premier bschool..
so like everyone else i joined at a good institute which bosts of maximum ppl gettin selected..
i was in the super long term batch(phew!!) and my class had few good lookin girls so i went there for almost a decade...
i tried my best to talk to them but failed miserably...no it wasnt my fault...becoz i tried..
i sat twice beside a girl(resisting stares from a lotta guys) and asked her name and which colege shes from...she told me...good..but she dint ask me the same..
now what can i do with these kinda females...i had to show some attitude...so i never spoke again...most of my similar efforts were not very fruitful...i decided girls are dumb and dint try again!!
okay getting back to CAT ..i was always confident that i would get through very easily and never bothered to prepare anything nor open the books atleast...
CAT consists of 3 sections--quant(math),d.i(data interpretation)and verbal...you gotta get decent score in all three to get into a good college...
all i did was read a lot of novels and other magazines(not playboy-ppl dont READ playboy)...
when the d day arrived...i started with verbal and becouse of my habit of reading useless stuff...i answered some questions...( great!!)
then getting on to the next 2 sections...i dint understand anythin...so i put some options which looked the best to me..(mostly b's)
over!@! i gave a party to a couple of my friends( coz i WROTE CAT!!)
came home and checked the key...
i scored 20 in verbal...
negative marks in quant and d.i(what the f@@k!!)
i was deeply disappointed for a day...hmmm maybe half day...but finally came to a conclusion that i dint prepare well..otherwise it would have been very easy for me!!
so thers always next time...(donno which next time)
i would suggest those who wanna crack cat not to follow what i did coz you know you may not be so easily recovered from the fact that u dint get through ( i left my shame when the nurse saw me naked...when i was born)...
this is a true story of a true student who truly believes that he will study in iim-A...